Post by Doc on Jul 14, 2006 5:28:21 GMT -5
So i got bored. the gang tries to kick Buffy out during SAeason 7. And run into a 7 foot tall, 500 pound speed bump who happens to be her uncle. Woops. PG
The large man stepped gingerly up the stairs, scowling as the wood groaned under his feet. “Why didn’t Joyce get these reinforced?” he muttered as he made it to the door, pressing on the buzzer. He was quite surprised when neither of his nieces opened the door, instead a unknown brunette looked up at him in surprise. “Is Buffy or Dawn Summers here?”
“Um…Buffy doesn’t live here anymore,” the girl said before closing the door. The large man scowled at the door and pressed the doorbell again. Once more, the unknown brunette answered.
“What about Dawn?” He asked.
“She’s not seeing anyone right now,” once again the door was slammed in his face. The big man scowled, turning the door knob. Locked. Right. That’s enough of this, he thought, taking a step back.
Amanda walked towards the living room, where everyone was discussing what to do now. Personally, the situation with Buffy getting kicked out didn’t sit well, but she had been firmly out…
BANG! Amanda turned in shock as the door flew open, the large man from earlier walking in with a rather pissed off look on his face.
“Who the hell are you people?” he demanded. “Where the hell are my nieces?” Amanda heard the sound of weapons being drawn. The big guy didn’t look too worried. Amanda didn’t blame him.
“I’m sorry, nieces?” Giles asked. The tall guy scowled at him.
“Buffy and Dawn Summers. Where the hell are they?”
“That’s Buffy’s uncle?” One of the SiT’s said.
“Guess now we know where the tall genes went,” Xander muttered. The big guy looked at Xander angrily.
“You got something you wanna say, Cyclops?” He growled, drawing to his full height. Amanda’s jaw dropped. He’d stooped to enter the house?
“Jesus tapdancing Christ it’s a frikkin’ ogre!” Someone gasped.
“That’s not an ogre,” Anya said matter-of-factly. “He’s human. Just a big human.”
“Now, where…”
“Uncle Paul?” Dawn said as she looked from the top of the stairs. “W-what are you doing here?”
“Buffy called, saying there was trouble. She wanted me to get you out of Sunnydale,” he explained. “Vince’s already okayed it. Where’s your sister?”
“Gone,” Dawn said with tears in her eyes. “I did a stupid, stupid thing and now she’s gone, and she won’t come back.”
“Dawn…” Giles warned. At that point Andrew walked into the room. And stopped, his eyes running up the giant 7 foot frame in front of him, till he reached an all to familiar face.
“Oh…my…” Andrew began. “Y-you’re the Big Show…” and he promptly fainted.
Paul ‘Big Show’ Wight looked at the fallen geek for a minute before turning his massive 7 foot 1 inch, 500 pound frame to stare at the gang. “Somebody want to explain what the hell’s going on here?”
The large man stepped gingerly up the stairs, scowling as the wood groaned under his feet. “Why didn’t Joyce get these reinforced?” he muttered as he made it to the door, pressing on the buzzer. He was quite surprised when neither of his nieces opened the door, instead a unknown brunette looked up at him in surprise. “Is Buffy or Dawn Summers here?”
“Um…Buffy doesn’t live here anymore,” the girl said before closing the door. The large man scowled at the door and pressed the doorbell again. Once more, the unknown brunette answered.
“What about Dawn?” He asked.
“She’s not seeing anyone right now,” once again the door was slammed in his face. The big man scowled, turning the door knob. Locked. Right. That’s enough of this, he thought, taking a step back.
Amanda walked towards the living room, where everyone was discussing what to do now. Personally, the situation with Buffy getting kicked out didn’t sit well, but she had been firmly out…
BANG! Amanda turned in shock as the door flew open, the large man from earlier walking in with a rather pissed off look on his face.
“Who the hell are you people?” he demanded. “Where the hell are my nieces?” Amanda heard the sound of weapons being drawn. The big guy didn’t look too worried. Amanda didn’t blame him.
“I’m sorry, nieces?” Giles asked. The tall guy scowled at him.
“Buffy and Dawn Summers. Where the hell are they?”
“That’s Buffy’s uncle?” One of the SiT’s said.
“Guess now we know where the tall genes went,” Xander muttered. The big guy looked at Xander angrily.
“You got something you wanna say, Cyclops?” He growled, drawing to his full height. Amanda’s jaw dropped. He’d stooped to enter the house?
“Jesus tapdancing Christ it’s a frikkin’ ogre!” Someone gasped.
“That’s not an ogre,” Anya said matter-of-factly. “He’s human. Just a big human.”
“Now, where…”
“Uncle Paul?” Dawn said as she looked from the top of the stairs. “W-what are you doing here?”
“Buffy called, saying there was trouble. She wanted me to get you out of Sunnydale,” he explained. “Vince’s already okayed it. Where’s your sister?”
“Gone,” Dawn said with tears in her eyes. “I did a stupid, stupid thing and now she’s gone, and she won’t come back.”
“Dawn…” Giles warned. At that point Andrew walked into the room. And stopped, his eyes running up the giant 7 foot frame in front of him, till he reached an all to familiar face.
“Oh…my…” Andrew began. “Y-you’re the Big Show…” and he promptly fainted.
Paul ‘Big Show’ Wight looked at the fallen geek for a minute before turning his massive 7 foot 1 inch, 500 pound frame to stare at the gang. “Somebody want to explain what the hell’s going on here?”