Post by Doc on Oct 27, 2006 20:55:54 GMT -5
My answer to the Willow/Tara Challeng. PG. Buffy/Kayley. Have fun.
“That’s it,” Kayley moaned. “I am never drinking again,” she attempted to roll over, only to be stopped by a unfamiliar weight on her chest. She tried to remember what happened the night before. Something about Francois…
Oh yeah, that was it. Doc had grabbed Francois. Kayley had been worried and let Karen out for the night. What happened then...
“Oh my head,” Kayley looked down at the blonde head of hair her companion had.
Naked companion.
Naked female companion.
“Oh fuck,” Kayley muttered. The blonde looked up at her with bleary eyes and Kayley nearly gasped as she recognized the picture from one Mal had shown her so she would recognize all the good guys that might come to LA. This one in particular made her feel a bit queasy.
As it was the face of one Buffy Anne Summers.
“Oh fuck…”
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Buffy sat tat the table, wrapped in a hotel supplied bathrobe, head in her hands, steaming coffee in front of her. “Oh will I never learn?” She moaned piteously. “Beer bad. Beer very bad. Beer makes Buffy do stupid things…”
“Or people,” her companion muttered. Kayley had by passed her hands and currently had her forehead on the table. She at least had managed to find a shirt and pants, though said shirt was somewhat torn. Slayer strength and alcohol was not going to help her wardrobe.
“Or people,” Buffy agreed “Kayley, right?”
“Yah. One of the LA crew.”
“Right. Evil skanky bitch,” Buffy muttered, draining her coffee.
“I’m reformed,” Kayley said defensively. “I’m just having a rough time at the moment.”
:”Tell me about it,” Buffy said. “I come home from a hard night of slaying to find my supposed boyfriend, the Immortal, with his…”
“Please don’t finish that sentence,” Kayley begged. “I can guess.”
“Alright, I won’t,” Buffy said. “So, what’s your excuse for the bender?”
“Doc went evil, my boyfriend went to capture him and went missing,” Kayley mumbled pathetically
“Ow,” Buffy muttered. “So…you know where we are?”
“Vegas, I think,” Kayley said, scrunching her face up as she thought. “I think I teleported us here after we got half blind.”
“Then we got full blind,” Buffy finished. “We’re not married, are we?”
“I don’t think that’s legal…”
“Oh, good. No offence.”
“None taken. Want a lift back to Cleveland?”
“Appreciated.”
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Cleveland
“There you…Why are you wearing only half a shirt?” Willow asked as Buffy and Kayley appeared at Watcher HQ.
“Don’t ask,” Buffy muttered. “Please don’t ask. “You need to borrow some clothes, Kayley?”
“Please,” Kayle said. “And more coffee. Why do you no longer have a headache?”
“Slayer healing,” Buffy answered as she vanished. “And I didn’t just teleport us from Vegas.”
“Vegas?” Willow shrieked, glaring at Kayley. She knew exactly who Buffy’s companion was.
“Uh, on second thoughts,” Kayley said, looking into the eyes of a very angry Willow Rosenberg. “I think I’d better head for home. Um…nice meeting you Buffy. Bye!” With that, Kayley vanished. Willow turned to Buffy.
“What happened to you last night?”
“That’s it,” Kayley moaned. “I am never drinking again,” she attempted to roll over, only to be stopped by a unfamiliar weight on her chest. She tried to remember what happened the night before. Something about Francois…
Oh yeah, that was it. Doc had grabbed Francois. Kayley had been worried and let Karen out for the night. What happened then...
“Oh my head,” Kayley looked down at the blonde head of hair her companion had.
Naked companion.
Naked female companion.
“Oh fuck,” Kayley muttered. The blonde looked up at her with bleary eyes and Kayley nearly gasped as she recognized the picture from one Mal had shown her so she would recognize all the good guys that might come to LA. This one in particular made her feel a bit queasy.
As it was the face of one Buffy Anne Summers.
“Oh fuck…”
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Buffy sat tat the table, wrapped in a hotel supplied bathrobe, head in her hands, steaming coffee in front of her. “Oh will I never learn?” She moaned piteously. “Beer bad. Beer very bad. Beer makes Buffy do stupid things…”
“Or people,” her companion muttered. Kayley had by passed her hands and currently had her forehead on the table. She at least had managed to find a shirt and pants, though said shirt was somewhat torn. Slayer strength and alcohol was not going to help her wardrobe.
“Or people,” Buffy agreed “Kayley, right?”
“Yah. One of the LA crew.”
“Right. Evil skanky bitch,” Buffy muttered, draining her coffee.
“I’m reformed,” Kayley said defensively. “I’m just having a rough time at the moment.”
:”Tell me about it,” Buffy said. “I come home from a hard night of slaying to find my supposed boyfriend, the Immortal, with his…”
“Please don’t finish that sentence,” Kayley begged. “I can guess.”
“Alright, I won’t,” Buffy said. “So, what’s your excuse for the bender?”
“Doc went evil, my boyfriend went to capture him and went missing,” Kayley mumbled pathetically
“Ow,” Buffy muttered. “So…you know where we are?”
“Vegas, I think,” Kayley said, scrunching her face up as she thought. “I think I teleported us here after we got half blind.”
“Then we got full blind,” Buffy finished. “We’re not married, are we?”
“I don’t think that’s legal…”
“Oh, good. No offence.”
“None taken. Want a lift back to Cleveland?”
“Appreciated.”
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Cleveland
“There you…Why are you wearing only half a shirt?” Willow asked as Buffy and Kayley appeared at Watcher HQ.
“Don’t ask,” Buffy muttered. “Please don’t ask. “You need to borrow some clothes, Kayley?”
“Please,” Kayle said. “And more coffee. Why do you no longer have a headache?”
“Slayer healing,” Buffy answered as she vanished. “And I didn’t just teleport us from Vegas.”
“Vegas?” Willow shrieked, glaring at Kayley. She knew exactly who Buffy’s companion was.
“Uh, on second thoughts,” Kayley said, looking into the eyes of a very angry Willow Rosenberg. “I think I’d better head for home. Um…nice meeting you Buffy. Bye!” With that, Kayley vanished. Willow turned to Buffy.
“What happened to you last night?”