Post by Jessy on Jan 3, 2007 13:18:08 GMT -5
My shot at the Willow Tara challenge. Took me a dickens of a long time to actually get down to business, one of the reasons for the title. The other is that you'll have to wait a year, buffy-timeline wise, for any definate lesbianess, though there should be some cute moments along the way... The following is NOT one of them.
Buffy Summers slammed the gate of the cemetery shut, striding with satisfaction as the clanging resounded around the entire graveyard. Who cared if the sound scared away every vampire in Sunnydale, it would serve Giles right for sending her out patrolling when she should be snuggling up with Riley.
“Stupid British man, see if he likes him if I cancelled a date of hi- Well, that would be nigh on impossible, but hey, it could happen, right?” This question appeared to be directed towards a tree which gave no answer. “Oh, what do you know anyway? You’re a tree, you’re just wood, and what’s wood ever been good for,” she continued as she drove her stake through a vampire. “Oh. Right.”
As she continued her patrol, rather dejected at having been outwitted by a tree, something moving between the graves caught her eye. A girl seemed to be stumbling through the graveyard almost blindly, falling over everything from graves to clumps of grass and looking behind her every few steps she took. Buffy took a cautious step forward out of the shadows.
“Hey? You ok?” Something was wiggy about the girl, something that made her spidy-slayer senses tingle. Not a vamp tingle though, not evil. Just different. As if on cue, the girl collapsed.
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About twenty minutes later, Joyce Summers answered the door to find her eldest daughter carrying the limp form of a young girl, probably no older than her other daughter, Dawn. “Buffy! What happened?”
“Oh My God! Is she dead? Did you kill her, Buffy? Is she a demon? Is she cold? Oooh! Is she going all stiff like I saw on TV this one time, only that was a guy who’d been murdered with a rake, oh, did you kill her with a stake? Like, k-pow, oops, wait, not a vampire- Are you gonna freak like that other slayer did and go all nutso evil on us? Not that that wouldn’t be cool and all, cos you being such a goody two shoes is kind of boring, I mean, if you’re going to be a slayer and stuff, though I guess you should only slay vamps cause of the whole ‘Vampire’ Slayer thing. So, why’d you kill her? Did you just go-“
“DAWN!”
“What?” The teen asked sulkily, annoyed at having been cut off. She stood halfway down the stairs in her pyjamas and teddy bear slippers, the diary clasped to her chest indicating what she had been doing before the doorbell rang.
Buffy sighed, trying to hide her irritation, though the gritted teeth weren’t helping. “She’s not dead. Just unconscious, that’s all.” Buffy dumped the girl on the couch and flopped into a chair.
Joyce surveyed the girl anxiously. “Buffy, do you think it’s safe to bring her here? Why don’t you take her to Mr Giles, and he can look after her.”
Buffy stared at her incredulously. “You’re suggesting that I leave an unconscious, young girl in the charge of a single, british, old man who hasn’t had you-know-what in like a year? The same man who did you-know-what with you-know-who on top of a police car!?” Buffy didn’t really distrust Giles, she just couldn’t be bothered to move anymore.
Joyce had the grace to colour slightly, whilst Dawn rolled her eyes at the you-knows which were clearly added for her benfit. Like she didn’t know that her mom and Giles had made out a little during that candy craze. What did they think she was, totally innocent?
“Perhaps you’re right, Buffy. But where do we put her?”
“Attic?” Buffy suggested lazily.
“But that’s tiny!” Joyce protested.
“She’s kinda short though,” Buffy reasoned. Dawn let out a snort.
“Like you’re one to talk.”
“Shouldn’t you be in bed?”
“Fine. Oh, why’d you knock her out, by the way?”
“I didn’t! I didn’t do anything! GO TO BED!”
“Jeez, I’m going. Don’t have a cow. You’re already too much of one.” With that, the fourteen year old disappeared around the corner.
“Mom!” Buffy whined. Joyce sat down and put her head in her hands.
“Just leave it, Buffy. Just leave it.”
Now, who can guess the pairing... I can! Me!
Buffy Summers slammed the gate of the cemetery shut, striding with satisfaction as the clanging resounded around the entire graveyard. Who cared if the sound scared away every vampire in Sunnydale, it would serve Giles right for sending her out patrolling when she should be snuggling up with Riley.
“Stupid British man, see if he likes him if I cancelled a date of hi- Well, that would be nigh on impossible, but hey, it could happen, right?” This question appeared to be directed towards a tree which gave no answer. “Oh, what do you know anyway? You’re a tree, you’re just wood, and what’s wood ever been good for,” she continued as she drove her stake through a vampire. “Oh. Right.”
As she continued her patrol, rather dejected at having been outwitted by a tree, something moving between the graves caught her eye. A girl seemed to be stumbling through the graveyard almost blindly, falling over everything from graves to clumps of grass and looking behind her every few steps she took. Buffy took a cautious step forward out of the shadows.
“Hey? You ok?” Something was wiggy about the girl, something that made her spidy-slayer senses tingle. Not a vamp tingle though, not evil. Just different. As if on cue, the girl collapsed.
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About twenty minutes later, Joyce Summers answered the door to find her eldest daughter carrying the limp form of a young girl, probably no older than her other daughter, Dawn. “Buffy! What happened?”
“Oh My God! Is she dead? Did you kill her, Buffy? Is she a demon? Is she cold? Oooh! Is she going all stiff like I saw on TV this one time, only that was a guy who’d been murdered with a rake, oh, did you kill her with a stake? Like, k-pow, oops, wait, not a vampire- Are you gonna freak like that other slayer did and go all nutso evil on us? Not that that wouldn’t be cool and all, cos you being such a goody two shoes is kind of boring, I mean, if you’re going to be a slayer and stuff, though I guess you should only slay vamps cause of the whole ‘Vampire’ Slayer thing. So, why’d you kill her? Did you just go-“
“DAWN!”
“What?” The teen asked sulkily, annoyed at having been cut off. She stood halfway down the stairs in her pyjamas and teddy bear slippers, the diary clasped to her chest indicating what she had been doing before the doorbell rang.
Buffy sighed, trying to hide her irritation, though the gritted teeth weren’t helping. “She’s not dead. Just unconscious, that’s all.” Buffy dumped the girl on the couch and flopped into a chair.
Joyce surveyed the girl anxiously. “Buffy, do you think it’s safe to bring her here? Why don’t you take her to Mr Giles, and he can look after her.”
Buffy stared at her incredulously. “You’re suggesting that I leave an unconscious, young girl in the charge of a single, british, old man who hasn’t had you-know-what in like a year? The same man who did you-know-what with you-know-who on top of a police car!?” Buffy didn’t really distrust Giles, she just couldn’t be bothered to move anymore.
Joyce had the grace to colour slightly, whilst Dawn rolled her eyes at the you-knows which were clearly added for her benfit. Like she didn’t know that her mom and Giles had made out a little during that candy craze. What did they think she was, totally innocent?
“Perhaps you’re right, Buffy. But where do we put her?”
“Attic?” Buffy suggested lazily.
“But that’s tiny!” Joyce protested.
“She’s kinda short though,” Buffy reasoned. Dawn let out a snort.
“Like you’re one to talk.”
“Shouldn’t you be in bed?”
“Fine. Oh, why’d you knock her out, by the way?”
“I didn’t! I didn’t do anything! GO TO BED!”
“Jeez, I’m going. Don’t have a cow. You’re already too much of one.” With that, the fourteen year old disappeared around the corner.
“Mom!” Buffy whined. Joyce sat down and put her head in her hands.
“Just leave it, Buffy. Just leave it.”
Now, who can guess the pairing... I can! Me!