Post by Doc on Jan 6, 2007 8:22:24 GMT -5
I got bored. So i asked niki to give me some fandoms and I'd write a crossover in a hour. this took me about 45 minutes.
The Wild Gift
Dawn looked down as the portal began to open. Already she could see the lines of reality beginning to blur. ‘Please,’ she prayed silently as she watched through the portal as her sister fought to get past Glory. ‘Someone. Anyone. Help us.’
Below
“Well, looks like it’s over,” Glory said. “You know, it’s almost too bad I have to destroy this world, you just can’t find a good manicure back home. Oh well,” Buffy climbed to her feet, gripping her Troll Hammer in her hand. It can’t end like this…
The portal crackled violently, then convulsed before spitting out three shapes, each one wearing a different coloured vest, who landed on the ground in a crouch. The five stood straight.
“It’s not over yet,” the one in red said. “Let’s do it guys,” his companions nodded, each of them drawing out a odd, golden phone, flipping it up and pulling it to their ears so the number pad faced out.
“WILD ACCESS!” they pressed the top button, lights climbing up where the screen should have been. They thrust their arms out, pulling the phones to their opposite ears as if they were calling someone. “HA!” Red, yellow, white, black and blue lights flashed, almost blinding all involved.
“What do you…?” Glory began. The lights cleared and in place of the five strangers stood five warriors in spandex. Each one had a helmet on their heads in the shape of a different animal. On their chests were symbols matching those on their respective vests. On the sides of their belts were daggers, each one holding a different crystal.
“Soaring Eagle!”
“Noble Tiger!”
“Surging Shark!””
“Iron Bison!”
“Blazing Lion!”
“Guardians of the Earth! United we Roar!”
“Power Rangers! Wild Force!”
“Power…Rangers…?” Buffy whispered.
“Nice dance,” Glory scoffed. “But you can’t beat me! I’m a God! No force on Earth can beat me!”
“Let’s put that to the test,” the Red Ranger said, charging forwards, Crystal Saber in hand. His Fellow Rangers followed suit, each using a different method of attack.
‘They will not be victorious,’ the deep, almost melodious voice sounded through Buffy’s head. The construction site, the tower, the portal, all of that faded to black. Buffy looked around. Above her an odd figure appeared, it seemed to the be amalgamation of several animals in one, giant robotic form.
“Who…?” Buffy began.
‘For all of their courage, they cannot possibly defeat the Hell God. There is only one who can do so. And that one, Slayer, is you.’
“But…how?” Buffy asked. “She’s two strong. I can barely get near her.”
‘To defeat a God, one must wield the power of a God,’ the figure said. Five crystals descended floating around Buffy in a circle. In the centre of each was a different animal. ‘Call forth my power, Slayer, in the same way the Rangers did. It is up to you…’
The black scene faded and Buffy was in the construction site again. The figure, whoever he was, was right. The Rangers were getting pummeled, all their power and skills naught against Glory. There was only one thing to do. But how?
She clenched her hand. The figure had said to call his power like the Rangers had. That means…
A weight appeared in her hand, a golden phone appearing in a flash of light. Buffy gripped it tight, stepping forward.
“Hey, Barbie!” Buffy shouted. Glory looked up, tossing the Rangers away. “You’re fights with me.”
“Haven’t we done this already?” Glory asked. Buffy grinned, bring the open phone to her ear, in much the way the Rangers had.
“Not like this,” she said, as she pushed the Button. “WILD ACCESS! HA!”
Five colours flashed around her. When it was clear, she was dressed in a black version of the Red Rangers costume.
“Not her too,” Glory Growled. “This is annoying.”
“Devine Lion!” Buffy cried, slapping the ground with her handsand jumping into a fighting stance.
“Bring it one little girl.”
“Oh, it’s brung,” Buffy growled, charging forth on all fours like an animal. She leapt in the air, scratching at Glories face with claws on her gloves. The Hell God staggered back, wiping blood in off her face. Wait a second…
“That’s not possible!” Glory snarled.
“To beat a God, you need the Power of a God,” Buffy said.
“The power of a God?” the Yellow ranger repeated. “but…”
“Animus,” Red Ranger said. “It has to be.
“It doesn’t matter,” Glory said. “The portals open. I’ve won!”
“Not yet,” Buffy said, holding her hand up. “Deer Zord! Lend me your power! Heal the wounds and close the tear!” Amzaingly, the Deer Zord appeared in the portal, shaking its head. Shimmering powder fell from the portal, covering Dawn. The Key looked as the wounds closed and the bleeding stopped. The portal stopped growing. In fact, it began shrinking.
“No!” Glory said. “That can’t be. I’d won!”
“Not yet!” Red said. The Ranger presented their weapons, combining them to form their gestalt weapon.
“Wild Force Jungle Sabre!” Glory turned to face them, looking at the giant blade. “Savage Slash!” Glory screamed as the sword tore through her.
“Don’t you get it!” She yelled. “You can’t beat me!”
“I can,” Buffy said. “Animus Cannon!” The weapon had a barrel made of the head of five animals: a lion, a bull, a swordfish, a condor and a jaguar. “Devine Blast!”
“No!” Glory screamed. “It’s not possible!!”
“Fire!” A five colour beam exploded out, slicing through Glory causing a massive explosion as her final scream cut through the air.
“But…I’m…invincible…” she gasped out as she fell and died, finally. Buffy sighed loudly as the costume faded.
“I did it,” she whispered as the Rangers crowded around her, along with the Scoobies. Spike brought Dawn down from the tower, the younger Summers clutching to her sister.
“Nice job, rookie,” the Yellow Ranger said. Buffy nodded.
“Thanks.”
“Hey, we beat the bad guy,” Xander said. “Party time!”
“Not for us,” the White Ranger said. “We need to get back before the portal closes.”
“Aw man, that stinks!” the Blue Ranger said.
“Thanks for the help,” Buffy said. The Rangers nodded before leaping back through the porta, just before it closed. “Well,” Buffy said after a long silence. “That was fun.”
“What was it like?” Willow asked. “The spandex thing?”
“It was…” Buffy began thinking. Then she gave a grin. “It was Wild.”
The Wild Gift
Dawn looked down as the portal began to open. Already she could see the lines of reality beginning to blur. ‘Please,’ she prayed silently as she watched through the portal as her sister fought to get past Glory. ‘Someone. Anyone. Help us.’
Below
“Well, looks like it’s over,” Glory said. “You know, it’s almost too bad I have to destroy this world, you just can’t find a good manicure back home. Oh well,” Buffy climbed to her feet, gripping her Troll Hammer in her hand. It can’t end like this…
The portal crackled violently, then convulsed before spitting out three shapes, each one wearing a different coloured vest, who landed on the ground in a crouch. The five stood straight.
“It’s not over yet,” the one in red said. “Let’s do it guys,” his companions nodded, each of them drawing out a odd, golden phone, flipping it up and pulling it to their ears so the number pad faced out.
“WILD ACCESS!” they pressed the top button, lights climbing up where the screen should have been. They thrust their arms out, pulling the phones to their opposite ears as if they were calling someone. “HA!” Red, yellow, white, black and blue lights flashed, almost blinding all involved.
“What do you…?” Glory began. The lights cleared and in place of the five strangers stood five warriors in spandex. Each one had a helmet on their heads in the shape of a different animal. On their chests were symbols matching those on their respective vests. On the sides of their belts were daggers, each one holding a different crystal.
“Soaring Eagle!”
“Noble Tiger!”
“Surging Shark!””
“Iron Bison!”
“Blazing Lion!”
“Guardians of the Earth! United we Roar!”
“Power Rangers! Wild Force!”
“Power…Rangers…?” Buffy whispered.
“Nice dance,” Glory scoffed. “But you can’t beat me! I’m a God! No force on Earth can beat me!”
“Let’s put that to the test,” the Red Ranger said, charging forwards, Crystal Saber in hand. His Fellow Rangers followed suit, each using a different method of attack.
‘They will not be victorious,’ the deep, almost melodious voice sounded through Buffy’s head. The construction site, the tower, the portal, all of that faded to black. Buffy looked around. Above her an odd figure appeared, it seemed to the be amalgamation of several animals in one, giant robotic form.
“Who…?” Buffy began.
‘For all of their courage, they cannot possibly defeat the Hell God. There is only one who can do so. And that one, Slayer, is you.’
“But…how?” Buffy asked. “She’s two strong. I can barely get near her.”
‘To defeat a God, one must wield the power of a God,’ the figure said. Five crystals descended floating around Buffy in a circle. In the centre of each was a different animal. ‘Call forth my power, Slayer, in the same way the Rangers did. It is up to you…’
The black scene faded and Buffy was in the construction site again. The figure, whoever he was, was right. The Rangers were getting pummeled, all their power and skills naught against Glory. There was only one thing to do. But how?
She clenched her hand. The figure had said to call his power like the Rangers had. That means…
A weight appeared in her hand, a golden phone appearing in a flash of light. Buffy gripped it tight, stepping forward.
“Hey, Barbie!” Buffy shouted. Glory looked up, tossing the Rangers away. “You’re fights with me.”
“Haven’t we done this already?” Glory asked. Buffy grinned, bring the open phone to her ear, in much the way the Rangers had.
“Not like this,” she said, as she pushed the Button. “WILD ACCESS! HA!”
Five colours flashed around her. When it was clear, she was dressed in a black version of the Red Rangers costume.
“Not her too,” Glory Growled. “This is annoying.”
“Devine Lion!” Buffy cried, slapping the ground with her handsand jumping into a fighting stance.
“Bring it one little girl.”
“Oh, it’s brung,” Buffy growled, charging forth on all fours like an animal. She leapt in the air, scratching at Glories face with claws on her gloves. The Hell God staggered back, wiping blood in off her face. Wait a second…
“That’s not possible!” Glory snarled.
“To beat a God, you need the Power of a God,” Buffy said.
“The power of a God?” the Yellow ranger repeated. “but…”
“Animus,” Red Ranger said. “It has to be.
“It doesn’t matter,” Glory said. “The portals open. I’ve won!”
“Not yet,” Buffy said, holding her hand up. “Deer Zord! Lend me your power! Heal the wounds and close the tear!” Amzaingly, the Deer Zord appeared in the portal, shaking its head. Shimmering powder fell from the portal, covering Dawn. The Key looked as the wounds closed and the bleeding stopped. The portal stopped growing. In fact, it began shrinking.
“No!” Glory said. “That can’t be. I’d won!”
“Not yet!” Red said. The Ranger presented their weapons, combining them to form their gestalt weapon.
“Wild Force Jungle Sabre!” Glory turned to face them, looking at the giant blade. “Savage Slash!” Glory screamed as the sword tore through her.
“Don’t you get it!” She yelled. “You can’t beat me!”
“I can,” Buffy said. “Animus Cannon!” The weapon had a barrel made of the head of five animals: a lion, a bull, a swordfish, a condor and a jaguar. “Devine Blast!”
“No!” Glory screamed. “It’s not possible!!”
“Fire!” A five colour beam exploded out, slicing through Glory causing a massive explosion as her final scream cut through the air.
“But…I’m…invincible…” she gasped out as she fell and died, finally. Buffy sighed loudly as the costume faded.
“I did it,” she whispered as the Rangers crowded around her, along with the Scoobies. Spike brought Dawn down from the tower, the younger Summers clutching to her sister.
“Nice job, rookie,” the Yellow Ranger said. Buffy nodded.
“Thanks.”
“Hey, we beat the bad guy,” Xander said. “Party time!”
“Not for us,” the White Ranger said. “We need to get back before the portal closes.”
“Aw man, that stinks!” the Blue Ranger said.
“Thanks for the help,” Buffy said. The Rangers nodded before leaping back through the porta, just before it closed. “Well,” Buffy said after a long silence. “That was fun.”
“What was it like?” Willow asked. “The spandex thing?”
“It was…” Buffy began thinking. Then she gave a grin. “It was Wild.”
